{"product_id":"meet-loaf-can-cooler-sleeve-funny-retro-gothic-beer-koozie","title":"Meet Loaf Can Cooler Sleeve — Funny Retro Gothic Beer Koozie","description":"Black neoprene can cooler with bold red Gothic-style lettering that reads “Meet Loaf.” It slips snugly over a standard 12 oz can to lock in chill and keep condensation at bay. The 1\/4\" thick, slip-resistant neoprene feels substantial in hand and collapses flat for easy storage between uses. Vibrant direct-to-substrate printing gives the design a crisp, high-contrast look against the black background, while matched thread color keeps seams visually cohesive. Lightweight and durable, it brings a playful, slightly tongue-in-cheek attitude to backyard barbecues, tailgates, and late-night hangouts.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% neoprene construction for durability and flexibility\u003cbr\u003e- Keeps drinks cold with a snug seal around standard 12 oz cans\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, high-contrast printing on black background\u003cbr\u003e- Collapsible 1\/4\" thickness for easy storage and transport\u003cbr\u003e- Slip-resistant material and matched thread color; seams may show light lines due to printing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Wipe the dust or any dirt off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Hand wash\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Drip dry\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ One size","offer_id":43623318487118,"sku":"26876771348104966277","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/0061\/7038\/files\/20260412093009-1f136523-2bb4-6cd6-9845-c293a5331d3c.png?v=1776273945","url":"https:\/\/hauntingharmony.com\/products\/meet-loaf-can-cooler-sleeve-funny-retro-gothic-beer-koozie","provider":"Haunting Harmony","version":"1.0","type":"link"}